I hope no Mike Leach, he can keep his mistreatment of players and PS3 offense the fuck away from Illinois. I'd like to scalp a good coordinator from a premier program, they are hungry to prove the wins aren't all their old head coaches.
Because it makes you feel like the fucking Emperor. Electricity shooting out your fingertips and in every vein! It also makes shit way better, shows funnier, food tastier, sex more pleasurable, and clothes feel amazing against your skin.