"The other one"
Scotch, Self-loathing, Self-harm, Self-abuse
Jailbait Ford is Dead! Adjusting to pedestrianism.
"Where there is ball ache, may we bring lotions. Where there is error, may we bring a statistical margin for it to exist in. Where there is doubt, may they insist on bringing Cable. And where there is despair, may we bring a degree of initial confusion but eventually a somewhat enduring botched job."
Tucker's Law: "If some c**t can f**k something up, that c**t will pick the worst possible time to f**king f**k it up cause that c**t's a c**t."