I was born in 1728 to an illiterate turnip farmer, who sent me to be raised by monks in Nepal. After coming of age I moved to Paris to attend the Sorbonne and after graduating toyed with the idea of learning to speak French. I fell in love at first sight with the daughter of a visiting acrobat from Patagonia but she was afflicted with leprosy and it just didn't work out...

Likes: Thinking up fake answers for internet profiles.
Wollongong, Australia
Golf GTI
Real Name
Lord Stiggington, 13th Earl of Dunsfold
Aston Martin admirer (it doesn't pay much)






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