It is impossible to live in peace with fellow beings whom one believes to be damned...one must absolutely either bring them back into the fold or torment them. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
BMW: built by Germans, driven by tossers. - Jeremy Clarkson
The world's biggest dick can be found on a blue whale. And I thought it was on Top Gear. - Sarah Millican
Your comments tonight have been described variously as "rabid", "pig-ignorant", and "stutifyingly ill-informed" - Chris Morris, apparently anticipating Jalopnik