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    Unveiled: 2014 Honda Jazz

    Well, if Pelican overcomes his reluctance, that'd be weird, because I'm going the opposite way, mostly because of the styling decisions Honda's been making. The second-gen Fit's Fisher-Price interior and its a-wee-bit-too-aggressive front end was a little too much to live with. They toned down...
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    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    Something's wrong with me. I just saw a seventh-gen Buick LeSabre in black-on-black, the one that looks like someone accidentally washed an XJ Vanden Plas in hot water. And...it looks good. And I sorta want one. The phrase "Nineties GM" isn't enough to get rid of the urge. Please, tell me...
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    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    Savings from the days when all the line workers at Saab trekked the 61km for some hot stripper-on-welder action?
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    Unveiled: 2014 Honda Jazz

    I quickly went through all five stages on this one. Now I'm starting to make the Molotovs in preparation for delivery day. My heart was able to withstand it. My stomach, on the other hand, went beyond emptying its contents. No, I didn't like the second-gen. I also didn't think that Honda...
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    2013 NHL Season Thread

    And here's something you probably don't know, boy: no one anywhere in the country other than your locality cares about your teams or the ones in Noo Yawk. Now go tell the people headquartered in Bristol that we don't want to be force-fed them anymore. That being said, I think Kaner winning...
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    2013 NHL Season Thread

    Think about it from my perspective: In 1985, I was in my senior year of college. I was born in 1964. I had never seen a Chicago team win a title in my lifetime (Bears 1963, Hawks 1960, Sox 1917, Bulls never). I tend to appreciate my sports teams winning titles because of that void. And now...
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    2013 NHL Season Thread

    Two Stanley Cups, a World Series, and a Super Bowl where we were beaten by the better Manning, unlike the two that your team lost.
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    2013 NHL Season Thread

    Your tribe brings it on themselves. Super Bowl XX, 2005 ALDS, 2013 Stanley Cup. Suck it.
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    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    And your piece of crap hockey team just shit the bed. Not a good day for you, son. Holy shit, Craig. I hope something is salvageable. But with the intake going into the cylinder...oh, I feel for you.
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    2013 NHL Season Thread

    Two goals in 17 seconds. Fuck you, Bosfags. How nice it was to wipe the smug looks off your faces, just like when the Real Sox swept the Fake Sox in 2005. And on your ice to boot. Chicago Stronger.
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    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    Oh, fuck you, you...so what's worse of the diametrical opposites that you are or have been, cock or lesbian?
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    Unveiled: 2014 FIAT 500L Living

    They've just out-uglied the Multipla. I'm just going to let that sink in for a moment... Yes, they've just out-uglied the Multipla. They've created an unholy love-child of the Evoque and the Countryman. Dear God, why!? Memo To Sergio: You pretty much own the company that made the modern...
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