Everybody know small Japanese economy cars with black steel wheels are the in thing right now... Right?
2008 Toyota Yaris 1.0 "The Honda" - First car, sounded like a cement mixer, would do an indicated 101mph.
2012 Vauxhall Corsa 1.4T "The Mighty Corsa of Drudgery" - Soulless, oversized, depreciated at insane speed. I've sold it!
1977 Triumph Dolomite 1300 "Daisy the Dilapidated Dolomite of Disaster" - Rammed a Fiesta in reverse, cut through it like butter. Who says BL metal isn't tough?!
1976 Triumph Dolomite 1850HL "Trevor, the Yellow Peril" - Daily driver, driver's door regularly jams shut and the exhaust is falling off. Nice.