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If you had a striped sweater we could play "Where's Mally?" Or Maldo for the Freedom lovers.

Speaking of "just leaving things here" my darling spouse (yes, I did it again, I'm a fucking idiot!) left me this on the dining table this morning before she left for work. Not a bad way to start a 52nd birthday that's for sure.

The 2017 Saint is truly awful. Not even Dushku could save it for me and I've nursed a chubby for her since Bring It On. She's basically a Lidl own brand Julia Stiles.

You're doing it wrong. It's :Clarkson: "some cows"...

Just saw it. Bloody brilliant. Get to the theatre as soon as you can. Basically before some arsehole opens their mouth and spoils it for you. Sent from my DN2103 using Tapatalk

Fresh haircut, debut for the latest T shirt concept. Balkan people will get it I'm sure. Sent from my DN2103 using Tapatalk

Headphones. Loud. Now. Sent from my DN2103 using Tapatalk

These days if the weather is cool enough to wear a waistcoat (vest) over a shirt and jeans I use a fob watch rather than a wristwatch when I'm not at work. Last night of my two week wedding/honeymoon vacation... "I know I'm going to work tomorrow because I'm putting the Breitling back on my...

It's spelled "HUMAN"! [emoji2959]

Last night of the honeymoon, some fine dining at Malarkey in Killarney, Co. Kerry.

When I saw the printout of the rental agreement I was all geared up to hate on this in a thermonuclear fashion. Four days in and I love the bloody thing! My only gripe is that every day around mid afternoon it forgets it has Android Auto and of course being French the gearbox is notchy even...

Bantry Bay, Co. Cork, Ireland. OnePlus Nord 2.

Some recent shots. Left work September 1st and went straight to Gatwick to collect some Slovenians... (I'll leave it to you to put the sign through Google Translate.) . ...Who I took directly to pub. We did not pass GO and did not collect £200. Of course they had flown in for our...

Kia are launching a car for men who don't last very long in bed. The Pre-Ceed. Sent from my BAH2-W19 using Tapatalk

The Moobs in various idiot modes. Post that on Facebook and I'll piss in your slippers!

Yay I'm not on call July 10th! Mother is visiting so might have to allow for that. Someone please find a way to remind me on the day. Sent from my BAH2-W19 using Tapatalk

It's a Union FLAG! The term Union Jack technically only applies if flown on a Royal or Merchant Navy ship or boat*. *Boat because submarines are boats not ships. Sent from my BAH2-W19 using Tapatalk

Pix in various adorable modes

Finally got to travel north and have a long weekend with mum in her new place in Lancashire. Spent a day in the Lake District and caught up with some old school friends while I was there.

Yes this was taken in the parking lot of our local crematorium and yes, it belongs to an employee who for some reason is allowed to park it there with no deference to the feelings of the visiting bereaved.