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Was it such a crime that I can't laugh off the slap on the hand and I deserve banishment for trying to?

Hi guys, I'm really old, wanna ask me something?

A guy can't even make a compliment anymore.

Yes, way more coherent... Mod note: You know that crossed the line.

Here, have this bucket.

Actually, Flying Spaghetti Monster would work too, but he's very busy.

This is not a Sandisk forum, dude.

Sorry to hear that man, Leatherman is awesome. Never seen Juice though is it a good hentai?

Fuck you, Pidgin's awesome.

That's because people don't call their programs (even the very buggy ones) Form 1.

In Bulgaria, there is no jailbait, only loli. ;)

There you go, fluffy snake. Here's hoping olives don't make you belch waffles.

Happy birthday Kat, would you like some martini?

Adorable... My Luke came over to see why there was a cat in my laptop. :lol:

Quick! It's being devoured by that blanket1

Sorry for your pain, crossing fingers so that it doesn't develop a conscience of its own and try to overthrow mankind!

My Gigabyte has the same thing - but thankfully only the top lid. It collects fingerprints so much, I call it 'my little detective'. Makes me want to take 1000 grit sandpaper to it.