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  1. Rokovak

    Ownership Verified: My first new car evar! 2016 Caddy ATS

    I actually bought this about 6 months ago, so yea, I'm pretty late in posting this. This fine specimen is the Performance trim with the 2 liter turbo four and all-wheel-drive. I bought it straight off the showroom floor, and driving home I was happier than a pig in mud. I'll tell you what, this...
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    Apple Just Patented Your Vacation

    Take that! HA! Has it ever before been possible for something to be awesome and scary simultaneously? If not, well look out!
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    A thread for Haiku! You may not make other posts. Let's see what you got!

    Still can't find a job Words cannot express how much I hate this crap town Wal-Mart toy section Screaming kid wants wrestling doll Body slam that punk Alright, your turn. This thread will probably sink to the abyss, I'm betting.
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    Anyone care to take a super quick survey?

    I'm doing this for an Industrial Technology class. In a nutshell, I'm participating in a group project and we're starting up a new company that offers this coupon scanner/shredder doohickey that saves time at checkout counters. Help a brudda out mang...
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    Just got: 2002 A4 Quattro

    Seeing as how I used to wrench on Audis for a living, I decided it's high time that I got one for myself. I bought this about a week ago and picked it up a few days later. Coming from a '97 Grand Cherokee to this, is one very nice change of pace and it's the bestest car I've owned yet. Even...
  6. Rokovak

    Mommy XXX: who else watches this show?

    This show ain't that bad actually, I thought it was retarded at first but now I'm starting to like it. The theme is a mother of two who isn't that different from your stereotypical Mrs. Milf a few blocks down, this one just happens to get rammed as a means to pay the bills. And at 42 years old...
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    Rant: finished with iTunes and iPods

    I've had it with iTunes. Tonight I just lost 10 gigs of music, almost a third of my library. Here's what happened: Tonight I'm browsing my library and clicked on a song. Got that little exclamation point stating that iTunes couldn't find the file. "Hmm whatever" decided to move on to something...
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    Luckiest man alive? You betta believe it

    God I hate him. :cry::mad: Mr. Smooth-n-Suave marries Thai twins
  9. Rokovak

    Redneck word of the day:

    I went to the liquor store and bought a case of Schlitz, and I drank it Obama self! :beer:
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    Indiana throws a spike in the road: Fiatsler deal on hold!

    "Now hold on just a damn minute here!" says Indiana Treasurer Ricky Murdock. I'm torn in all this. On one hand I don't want to see fellow Hoosiers get hosed out of millions, but on the other hand I want the deal to go through so I can eventually get a damn Mito or Milano! :cry:
  11. Rokovak

    Chevy Cruze has a kickbutt website! China. :) And it's leagues beyond anything site designers here in the US could ever come up with. Some of it is in Engrish, so even a dolt like myself could navigate. Check it.
  12. Rokovak

    How about a 2,500hp, 305mph street car?

    Like Worldcarfans, I'm skeptical myself. Moreover, I also hope I'm wrong! So what's the consensus here? This guy full of it or what? :| Twin Turbo Land Shark ACTUAL TOP SPEED = 305 MPH+ CFD/FEA CATIA V5R19, THEORETICAL PHYSICAL TOP SPEED = 375 MPH+ CFD/WIND TUNNEL WITH IAD AERODYNAMIC...
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    Starbucks is slipping! Oh nose!

    Not that I follow these "tests" with any degree of regularity, I just find it peculiar that my hunches about the decline of Starbucks just might be a little more than valid. Consumer Reports
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    As an American, I'd like to join the Israeli military.

    And for all the wrong reasons too. Good God..... (click the pic for more good stuff)
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    Man chooses cash over Koenigsegg

    HOLD ON! Before anyone calls the man a dumbass for not wanting the car, read up.:D Koenigsegg, or $1 million in cash?
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    Santa, can I have a diesel submarine?

    Anyone got $4.9 million in loose change underneath their couch cushion? Fully functional submarine! All options, mostly highway miles but in awesome condition!
  17. Rokovak

    For my fellow Americans

    A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response...