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"Go easy... avoid standing water..." "I do that in my Fiat Panda" Classic. Of all the TG presenters I would trust James the most to behave himself... ironically I saw him drive through no less than 3 significant puddles in the California. Oh, and if it had been my car, I would have loaned him...

It was a very good regular episode... but the Saab bit made it great. And a bit sad. My Saab (a 1988 900 Aero T16) was my first car. It had a lot of kays on it when I bought it, and I added a whole lot more. The bonnet paint was crazed, the body kit didn't sit straight. Every few months it...

Simple - you invent a language, then proceed to eat it. The English have been doing it for years.... ;-) Gave it a 9, probably worthy of a 10 given the final segment - awesome stuff. Would have to be the most consistently excellent series of TG since, well, series 7. Bravo. Lambo - Perfectly...

Wouldn't that make the car more valuable? ;-) I've just caught up on the first three episodes, all have been solid 9/10s. Certainly the cars/cocking about ratio has improved muchly. Nothing really to complain about. I have to say though - man, secondhand cars are cheap in the UK. That 850 is...

I honestly don't think I can wait this long - we may have to invade southern England and force their hand. And why can't we have more episodes AND quality at the same time? It's called working harder. Besides, it's not like these guys have crap jobs. If I were Clarkson I'd rock up to work each...

Par for course this series... solid stuff if not totally brilliant, and for the love of god please fuck off the competition/website stuff. The Good: Morgan looks awesome... some of Jason's attempts at humour were a bit terrible though. Vicki and the T.25 - I'm genuinely intrigued by this...

I'd jettison Vicki or Jason to have Tom back in a heartbeat... I'd even consider booting Tiff... let's face it, we get our daily requirements of powersliding from Top Gear, why not position FG properly as more consumer-car oriented, Johnny and Tom are both able to make entertaining segments with...

The Tim Lovejoy Experiment did a huge amount of damage to Fifth Gear. Things have improved since but it has been a slow rise back to what it used to be. Just for a laugh I dug up an old episode (07x04 to be exact) just to remind myself what it used to be like... back then it was still the 30...

Top Gear is Britain's gift the world. In return, the world will be ready and willing to bear arms in English favour should France try to invade Guildford.

8/10. Very solid ep, a bit vanilla from the epic-ness of last week but that was to be expected. 458 review was typical Grade-A Clarkson. I think he liked the car too. The 456 was pretty too though. News was a little less LOL than it has been. SIARPC was good if a little odd. I really like...

Even our boat trailer doesn't use leaf springs. The Good: I actually thought Vicki's review of the CRZ was pretty decent, though yeah, could have had more detail. Particularly on the Hybrid drive side of things. The Bad: Everything else basically. Tiff and Johnny were both wasted in the hill...

This one goes to... Actually I voted 10/10 - I reckon this is about as good as Top Gear gets without trying to traverse a third world country in a crappy car. Certainly, I have a fizzy sensation and the base of my penis (or somewhere around there... but not in my prostrate... oh god, I hope...

... usually for saying things that put the entire feminist movement back 10 years each time, ironically.

Exactly. To quote Dave Hughes: Got the Internet? Fuckin' look it up -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayrton_Senna

Which is Passing (on) the Shark.

Riding the shark like a bitch then taking it home and eating it deep fried in beer batter with a side of chips.

I don't know what to say... you might want to check your technique. ;-)

It was totally apt. Long winded, perhaps, but apt. And lesbianism isn't inappropriate... this is the 21st century after all. Then watch the old Top Gear eps, Fifth Gear or your region's regular old TV car shows instead. No one has a gun to your head. (Apologies in advance if you are actually...

The Good: Tiff and the SLS. Could have been longer but obviously they didn't have proper access to the vehicle. Vicki's Lotus review. Nicely done and no squeals. The Bad: Coked up Plato. UK Land Cruiser (aka Prado ie 4WD for girls) isn't the proper one. LC200 series with the V8 twin turbo...

Oh, for the love of croutons... "You're walking down any regular high street in any regular town anywhere in the developed world. People are going about their business in that typical anonymous, don't look at me don't talk to me manner. Suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you notice a...