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  1. ninjacoco

    Ownership Verified: So, I bought a Porsche.

    I really, really don't update this enough. The Porschelump's last race was in 2019, and it blew its head gasket AND its clutch that weekend. I wasn't in a great place: unemployed, depressed, and great, now my favorite frickin' fun car broke. My team decided the best way to send off my...
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    Political WTFuckingtosh

    (since he's waded so far into 'rona-truthery lately, I figure this fits here)
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    2021 New Year's Resolution Thread

    Oof. Feel better!
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    Random Thoughts....

    I feel legitimately ten-ply every time someone with Actual Winter posts about it.
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    2021 New Year's Resolution Thread

    don't make coco STEAL IT "Yes. I am a Chris. I've uh, grown out my hair since this passport photo."
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    Random Thoughts....

    Oh, I'm bad at keeping old stuff around and just..."well, but I have this at home." This will probably end in me hurting my hand really, really badly when the wine opener finally goes from wobbly to broken, but I don't drink a LOT at home very often. More things come with screw-caps or fat...
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    I mean, there's no "if" on mine. They're just bigger than everyone's.
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    2021 New Year's Resolution Thread

    ...wanna yell at my websites in German? They're English-language sites, but that would make it FUNNIER.
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    Random Thoughts....

    TIL the Ushanka Show guy was.......kinda hot, NGL?
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    Random Thoughts....

    Oh gosh, I hated who I was when I first joined FG. Anything from that era makes me cringe hard.
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    2021 New Year's Resolution Thread

    I love this. Also, I love fondue.
  12. ninjacoco

    Covid 19 CRISIS

    Finally some good news from good people doing good work in this state (!!!): https://www.texastribune.org/2021/10/19/texas-covid-19-vaccine-peter-hotez/ ...with a predictably depressing response to it...
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    Let's have a laugh

    I mean, that's accurate for here.
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    Poutine

    I am deeply jealous of your poutine joints. Looks so good.
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    Let's have a laugh

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CYpvtHSFbA5/ Dystopian Hell-thcare System strikes again, but at least it makes for decent comedy.
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    UnUnited Kingdom

    love too hear this from the wanks who don't care about doing anything to stop COVID Also, anyone who accuses my female ass of having less "life force" will soon feel another force from my foot slamming their ballsack.
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    2021 New Year's Resolution Thread

    I am still amused by Swiss German after finding out that they call spätzle something sliiiiiightly different (spätzli?). I don't know why THAT's the part I find amusing. Probably because it usually involves cheese. (...are they open to Americans? Because my gosh, I want to ragequit everything...
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    Political WTFuckingtosh

    Dude deserved more than probation. Don't mess with elections.
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    2021 New Year's Resolution Thread

    I'M ALL OUTTA GUM
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    I mean, who doesn't like playing with balls? https://www.instagram.com/p/CYXsv-rI0rO/ [Please note that my balls are far too large to play with and attempting to do so is a terrible idea.]
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