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Ten hundred posts? Congratufabulations!

Lies! Seething corruption! All non-drunks were rounded up and killed in the purges of '09.

My new favourite fictional tree: Snickermore

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft.

My favourite question so far today for you all to answer: A wizard transforms you into a whale. Is this awesome? [Y/N]

Brace for impact, keep safe.

"He gestured at the goods piled in front of the strangers" ... Is that good? In other news, would anyone like a bit of C&H?

Are you ever tempted to kick up to their face, hold that position and order them to "smell the embarresment"? I rather would, I think.

He's also on Radio2 with Steve Wright this afternoon.

5 points.

Curses! I came here specifically to post that fact. Steve Wrights interviews are usually short and pointless, but we live in hope

Samosas

Good news: Archer Series 1 WILL be released in region 2! Bad news: Not until April :(

Clickable pics, the future is here.

I had a girlfriend that choked to death. ... It was a terrible blow.

One of the most reliable ways to deal with a snorer is to slip a plastic bag over their head and tape it round the neck. Either they'll wake up or die. But they'll do it quietly.

I still don't really understand the appeal of sushi. It looks so unappetising

I have a link in my signature. ... It's about Twilight and is possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

^Odd, since it was nicked from Charlie Brooker :P

Anyone objecting to the wholesale slaughter of celebrities after we sieze power should leave the planet via the nearest window. Before your presence contanimates the gene pool any further. This has been a public service announcement.