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altoid

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My Processing mini-project for the day:

One million "random" lines on a 500*500px square.



Now you know what that looks like.

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Entitle it "Jackson Pollock Buys A Computer."
 

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Ooh, pretty colors. :D
 

Viper007Bond

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Okay, I'll play. Here's mine done via like 5 lines of PHP (I included the nice verbose source code with inline documentation instead though). Took me about 15 minutes to write (and like 5-10 seconds to execute) but only because I couldn't remember the names of all of the image manipulation functions and so I to look up their names in the PHP documentation. :?



 
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Bah, Viper, you just c/p'd altoid's 'drawing'! :p
 

Viper007Bond

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Bah, Viper, you just c/p'd altoid's 'drawing'! :p
How dare you suggest I plagiarize his work! Can't you see that work in uniquely my own with my own style? He would never put that blue line like I did! :p
 
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ninjacoco

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Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about a completely different type of line?

A million of them would be pretty impressive, although not great for the health of the person 'doing' them.
 

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I think you should try a little experiement. Get it printed on canvas, go take it to an art auction, see how much you get for it. I bet someone will buy it. Then after you just say, jokes on you fool, that took me 10 minutes and I didnt even buy a brush, or paint.
 

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I'm betting if I just draw a picture on a 500 pixel canvas it will get up to 1,000,000 lines.
I will post a more attractive picture than that when I am done :p
 

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I think you should try a little experiement. Get it printed on canvas, go take it to an art auction, see how much you get for it. I bet someone will buy it. Then after you just say, jokes on you fool, that took me 10 minutes and I didnt even buy a brush, or paint.
Do you think these people really care whether it was painted or not? I mean, in the 1930s they could get a urinal from a public restroom into an art gallery and people would just accept it.
 

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You can pirate it if it digital, like other art such as writing and music. :lol:
 
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