Clarkson: 1001 uses for Jeremy Clarkson

Only because they didn't ride one before getting a faster bike. They're great fun, can reach up to 60 mph and some actually look nice. :)
 
If you have a car licence...
If you obtained your full car licence before 1 February 2001 you are automatically entitled to ride a moped without L-plates (D-plates in Wales).

If you obtained a full car licence after 1 February 2001 you must first complete a CBT course and obtain a DL 196 certificate to validate your entitlement.
I think he's safe ;)
 
Cue some intense piss-taking from the other two during a future News segment. And I don't see any sign of "L" plates so it does beg the question how long has Clarkson been a closet homotorcyclist?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article4830642.ece

"Funny, isn?t it. Vietnam never quite caught up to the West but now it?s accidentally overtaken us. Even as we speak, I have a small Vespa in my garage. Soon, I may be forced to go out there and see how the damn things works."

I guess he finally did see how the damn thing works. ;)
 
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article4830642.ece

"Funny, isn?t it. Vietnam never quite caught up to the West but now it?s accidentally overtaken us. Even as we speak, I have a small Vespa in my garage. Soon, I may be forced to go out there and see how the damn things works."

I guess he finally did see how the damn thing works. ;)

Yeah, I read that over the weekend too. Still doesn't answer the question of when he got it, why, and when did he pass the necessary test if indeed he was required to?

Given his bulk he'd surely need more than 50cc to haul his big hair and huge pauch around? Never mind a set of paniers for both halves of his ego!
 
Okay, where'd you get that?
 
I think that was from one of Clarkson's DVDs, Supercar Showdown.
 
Why would anyone want a clarkson look a like?
 
that lookalike website is hilarious. Other than David Beckham, no "lookalike" even closely resembles the real thing.
Just look at lookalike Hammond
I'm guessing this is reflected in the price to hire these people
 
They'd be from Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours, wouldn't they?

The Dutch episode where he told us all those wonderfull ways to sabotage speed cameras.
 
75. Lorryist

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76. Child Pacifier Whenever my son throws a fit, all we have to do is pop on an ep of TG or any of Jezza's specials, and he clams right down at the sound of his voice.
 
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