The Stig: 1001 Uses for The Stig

[Rumer]

50. Welshman (practising safe sheep sex in fetching white all-body condom)

http://img120.imageshack.**/img120/3107/sheepchasevl3.jpg

"Some say he takes his lovers to the edges of cliffs because they push back harder, and that for him eating lamb isn't nourishment, it's foreplay. All we know....

I was under the impression that it was New Zealanders who were the avid...erm... sheep enthusiasts?

 

[MWF]

I was under the impression that it was New Zealanders who were the avid...erm... sheep enthusiasts?

And Yorkshiremen, allegedly.

 

[MattD1zzl3]

Replace sheep with pigs and you've got the entire american south.

 

[MWF]

Replace sheep with pigs and you've got the entire american south.

Oh, really? I thought it was just cousins and siblings?

Stereotypes? Come on in!! :lol:

 

[Rumer]

Oh, really? I thought it was just cousins and siblings?

Stereotypes? Come on in!! :lol:

:lol:

*Cough* Ahem, right, now back to this serious business that is the internets.

51. Member of the Village People

 

[stiggie]

"Some say he takes his lovers to the edges of cliffs because they push back harder, and that for him eating lamb isn't nourishment, it's foreplay. All we know....

 

[Xeonidas]

T-Shirt

 

[WirelessMonkey]

where is this from?? its not from top gear, is it?

Naa Martyn took it at BritCar

 

[Rumer]

http://img106.imageshack.**/img106/7407/hammondln8.jpg

53. Pimp (remember, there was more than one Stigette in that pool)

 

[shellygrrl]

54. Master of the Staredown

 

[Alasondro Alegré]

55. FIA/Mosley Certified Pimp

 

[mrjaja]

56. Girl Guide

 

[darkshark0159]

57. Bond Villain

 

[Tompie913]

58. (Lazy) Roller Coaster inspector

http://img155.imageshack.**/img155/9997/stignappingme5.png

 

[MH07]

59.Steve Mclaren England Manager impersonator.
http://img508.imageshack.**/img508/6268/vlcsnap3032786jb8.png
http://img508.imageshack.**/img508/vlcsnap3032786jb8.png/1/w640.png

 

[Tompie913]

60. Homosexual

 

[Alasondro Alegré]

That bloke's jacket looks like the racing overalls of the Stig's Lorry Driving Cousin... erm, except it's tanned in an unusual spot...

 

[Niklas_Rc]

61. Umbrella Tester
http://img508.imageshack.**/img508/6268/vlcsnap3032786jb8.png

 

[Alasondro Alegré]

62. Cowardly Racing Duck

Captain Quack won one of his heats in record time and another duck called The Stig hid under the bridge and didn't get out in time to take part.

 

[MWF]

62. Cowardly Racing Duck

And from the same article......

"The village duck race started 27 years ago when two local residents, chatting in the Old Crown on Christmas Eve, debated who had the fastest duck. A race was then held on the Boxing Day."

On a side point, exactly how pissed* do you have to be to start debating who has the fastest duck????????

*This is a British "pissed" as in drunk, rather than a US one which we would convey with the phrase "pissed off".