Behold, the glorious Midget II! Currently prowling the UK in a manner of style and class rarely seen on today's roads.
The Midget II's spartan yet stylish interior reflects the singular focus on speed with incredibly functional additions such as the ability to top up windscreen wiper fluid on the go.
The seating takes note of, and subsequently ignores, the latest advanced thinking in comfort. The Midget II is the only car in its price range with a heated seat as standard, if admittedly this is due to the engine being directly below it. It eschews the concept of soundproofing to allow the rich 660cc, 31bhp motor to sing into the cabin like no other engine can.
Another benefit of hearing the engine so clearly is that there is no need for a tachometer. Only the most basic information is provided allowing the driver to fully focus on not hitting the tree that the car is inevitably understeering towards.
Advanced climate control features including an adjustable fan speed and windscreen heating functionality (useless) allows for practicality in all climates, since you can always just open the window.
Fully adjustable air-conditioning allows the driver to select his preferred temperature, from not cold to really not cold.
Despite the Midget's rapid top speed of over 72 mph (slope dependent) Daihatsu have recognised the Midget is not the fastest car in the world and have delivered the latest in in-car entertainment to make your journey (very slightly) more comfortable and enjoyable.
Some will tell you this is a single-seater car. Nonsense! The Midget II affords all the luxuries of space the driver has to his or her passenger. The door even bends out of the way for additional legroom, since wind-down windows are overrated anyway. The best feature by far is the gear selector, currently in second, which allows the driver to select gears and almost molest the passenger at the same time. Even Rolls Royce can't build you this feature!
This is probably important.
As god himself smiles on the Midget II, one can easily see such vital safety features such as the spare wheel, very big lights and a metal bar which is 100% guaranteed* to not crush your legs when you smash into anything more substantial than a hedge.
*not actual guarantee
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