- Gave up a ton of HRs.wait...what the crap happened to big z?
- Melted down for the 546th time.
- Threw at Chipper.
- Went back into the clubhouse and took off his uniform.
- Told teammates and FO he was retiring and left in the middle of the game.
- Was placed on the 30-day disqualified list.
- Changed his mind.
- Is now apologizing, blah, blah, blah.
In other words:
He's just being himself.
I can't take it anymore.