Unveiled: 2014 Honda Jazz
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Cobol74
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No, surely not (NB Yuck)?
Why buy such a car, what has it 'improved' over the present Jazz then? Gone all Renault Clio - not a good thing. Oh and the colours are horrible for the most part. I hope it is better looking 'in the flesh'.
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Why buy such a car, what has it 'improved' over the present Jazz then? Gone all Renault Clio - not a good thing. Oh and the colours are horrible for the most part. I hope it is better looking 'in the flesh'.
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Runs_And_Drives
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Ugh.
Looks more like a mini-mini-van than the last one, which had a somewhat wedge-shaped sporty-appeal.
Looks more like a mini-mini-van than the last one, which had a somewhat wedge-shaped sporty-appeal.
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That sound you just heard is a certain ex-Chicagoan throwing a Fit of rage...
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Rex Luther
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Yeah, not looking too promising in the looks department.
Having said that, none of them have been exactly what you would call lookers. As long as it drives like a Jazz and possesses the same Tardis like storage ability, I'll give it a look.
Having said that, none of them have been exactly what you would call lookers. As long as it drives like a Jazz and possesses the same Tardis like storage ability, I'll give it a look.
Hbriz
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Might just be those photos, but it looks like a bulbous turd.
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Yeah, an egg shaped appliance. Shame.
Wish the roof line was a bit sharper in the rear and not so Prius like. It would also be interesting to see what a hot version would look like, with flared fenders, lower suspension, bigger wheels, and a spoiler/wing to break up the egg shaped profile. But I doubt that will ever happen.
Wish the roof line was a bit sharper in the rear and not so Prius like. It would also be interesting to see what a hot version would look like, with flared fenders, lower suspension, bigger wheels, and a spoiler/wing to break up the egg shaped profile. But I doubt that will ever happen.
JimCorrigan
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Spie's gonna have a heart attack.
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Well, the front end does not look that bad it might even look nice IRL ... the backside on the other hand ... is horrid. Sure, the current Jazz/Fit is very, very boring at the backside ... but then making it a right turd is a bit extreme, ain?t it Honda?
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I see what you did there
chaos386
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I guess that explains why he hasn't posted yet. Usually, for a car he "doesn't care about", he's one of the first to reply to tell us all about how much he doesn't care about it, but we've yet to hear him comment on an upcoming generation of a car he actually owns...
Someone check and make sure he's OK!
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I guess that explains why he hasn't posted yet. Usually, for a car he "doesn't care about", he's one of the first to reply to tell us all about how much he doesn't care about it, but we've yet to hear him comment on an upcoming generation of a car he actually owns...
Someone check and make sure he's OK!
Or how much it sucks/copies everything he likes :lol:
On topic, this is freaking ugly, looks like somebody photocopied a dodgy blueprint of a Civic on 70% and punched the result in the nose. Still, all the old nannas wanting their super-easy fold seats and boring engines will lap them up. Not sure how keen they will be on the yellow though!
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The Spie
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I quickly went through all five stages on this one. Now I'm starting to make the Molotovs in preparation for delivery day.
My heart was able to withstand it. My stomach, on the other hand, went beyond emptying its contents.
No, I didn't like the second-gen. I also didn't think that Honda would have been able to make it that much worse. I was wrong. This is...there are no words. I'm going to go hug the Silver Bullet right now and tell it how much I love it.
rickhamilton620
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IIRC that page was out of a brochure so the photo is distorted.
Still, tis a bit odd.
Still, tis a bit odd.
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It's reliable transport for Seniors, at least in Ukania, and they won't care what it looks like. Other markets not so sure.