No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

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Hi! The best thread I ever started came up in conversation, so I think I should give an update on my balls.

My balls are still very large, round and made of a very hard metal. You cannot fathom the size of my balls.

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Im curious about your balls specifically how you care for your balls. How does a ninjacoco pamper those balls?
 

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Power buffer and Meguire's Hot Rims metal polish.

Don't ask how I know.
 

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Im curious about your balls specifically how you care for your balls. How does a ninjacoco pamper those balls?
After they get of a certain size, they pamper themselves, really.
 

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It's probably all of us drawn by their magnificents
 

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It's probably all of us drawn by their magnificents
My balls are really beyond humanity's capacity to understand, but this sounds about right.
 

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These are much, much smaller than mine by a long shot, but they are the most magnificent balls (besides mine) I've ever seen: http://instagr.am/p/B9ridXDlrdc/
FLOWERTESTES!
 

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Is the top part supposed to look like a tree trunk? I'm okay with that.
 

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The things that look like fungi are the problem!
 

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That force is called "gravity"

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Hello, I have come back to visit Final Gear because I miss Ninjacoco's balls
As Blind_Io mentioned, my balls are so gargantuan that they do have their own gravitational pull. It would take you so long to orbit them that I think you'd be around for the inevitable heat death of the universe. Welcome back!
 

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How many AU are your balls? Is that as a set or individually?
 

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I recently found a 1:1,000 scale model of ninjacoco's balls.

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I recently found a 1:1,000 scale model of ninjacoco's balls.

The scale's way off. I don't think I can measure my balls in any existing defined units, so I can't answer the AU question, either. All I know is that they're really, really, really big.
 
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