No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

ninjacoco

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Checking in on my balls thread. How are everyone's balls doing lately? Besides being exponentially smaller than mine, that is. That's a given.
 

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Many of us have shaved our balls smooth... although not as smooth as your gigantic balls
 

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I missed my regularly scheduled ball polishing.
 

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Checking in on my balls thread. How are everyone's balls doing lately? Besides being exponentially smaller than mine, that is. That's a given.
I just had mine ultrasounded this week. The technician that did it was super cute, and she had the same name as my ex 😩

So awkward
 

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Many of us have shaved our balls smooth... although not as smooth as your gigantic balls
Nothing can ever be as smooth as my large, incomprehensibly large metal balls.
I missed my regularly scheduled ball polishing.
Same. Mine are too large for a tiny polisher to make any difference.
I just had mine ultrasounded this week. The technician that did it was super cute, and she had the same name as my ex 😩

So awkward
TIL: Ball ultrasounds are a thing!

That is one horrified expression and some very tiny Lego balls.
 

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Also, a reminder: My balls are still GINORMOUS!
 

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Ball ultrasounds are ... uncomfortable, in so many ways.
 

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I completely evacuate by enema and gape so I have the privilege to have my ass used as a pedestal for just one of nijiacoco's massive balls
 

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These are very large nuts, but very tiny nuts in comparison to my balls. (h/t x93flareside)
 

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Momentum57 is crushed under the weight of Nijiacoco's ball and crushed under the emotional failure
 
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