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No message is long enough to convey the enormity of my balls.
 

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The balls transcend the known universe; in an attempt to map the balls, physicists have actually discovered 6 new dimensions.
 

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Yes, but only one set of balls.
In some parts of the multiverse, they are worshipped as gods.
 

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If this is the case, that means your balls are infinite. Does this mean your balls are the universe?
My balls are much larger than this puny universe.
 

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The balls transcend the known universe; in an attempt to map the balls, physicists have actually discovered 6 new dimensions.
...and they still haven't figured out the size of my balls.
 

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I just watched a thing about balls!


These are much, much smaller than mine, but they look super delicious. Also, yes, the phrase "nut cheese" is hilarious.
 

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Also, please note this important faux-scientific information regarding weak, puny, squishy, tiny and vulnerable man balls:

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Now, there once was a man called Anthony Clair
He was a very fine jugulaire,
There wasn't a man who could compare
With the way he fiddled and played with his balls.


Now, Anthony was walking down the street,
Just by chance he happened to meet,
A pretty young maid with a dog at her feet,
Watching him fiddle and play with his balls.


Now, Anthony swung 'em round and round,
Let 'em go with a hell of a bound,
Right on the head of the faithful hound,
Watching him play with his balls.


Now, the maiden, she was overwrought,
Swore she'd take the case to court,
For in her opinion no man ought
To be twisting and playing with his balls.


They took him to a magistrate,
Who put him in a cell in state,
And left him there to meditate,
And fiddle and play with his balls.


And when they took the case to court,
The lawyer of the lady sought,
To prove that Anthony shouldn't ought,
To fiddle and play with his balls.


The jury said, "It's a bloody disgrace,
Exposing yourself in a public place,
Whacking your tool in a lady's face,
Twisting and playing with your balls."


The judge and jury couldn't agree,
And the judge said, "It's plain to see,
And really and truly I cannot see,
Why a man shouldn't play with his balls."


Then Anthony gave the crowd a shock,
Bold as brass he left the dock,
Swinging his balls around his cock,
Twisting and playing with his balls.


And this is the moral of this song,
If you play with your balls, you can't go wrong,
So bang your cock against the gong,
And fiddle and play with your balls.

For they were large balls, large balls,
Balls as heavy as lead.
With a dexterous twist of his muscular wrist,
He could flick them right over his head.
 

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I don't go on Bezos-Mart often, but when I do.............it's for deez nuts, apparently.
 

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The radiant power of your balls is far brighter and has been the light in my life for some time
 

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The radiant power of your balls is far brighter and has been the light in my life for some time
Thank you. I'm very glad whenever anyone sees the light reflecting off of my very large, very shiny balls of steel.
 

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I can't quit laughing at PUNY MAN BALLS and their centers full of SQUISHY PEE*.

(*disputed claim; see first meme)
 
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