No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

[ninjacoco]

I am once again asking you to laugh at the meme about weak, puny man testicles containing urine.*

*claim disputed

 

[Momentum57]

Pure undeluded victory is stored in Ninjacoco's balls

 

[Blind_Io]

Undeluded and undiluted.

That victory is Cask Strength.

 

[NecroJoe]

I'm screwing around with my Photobucket account, so in case this link get's broken, here's an attached version, without the watermark:

 

[ninjacoco]

Pure undeluded victory is stored in Ninjacoco's balls

They don't store victory. They ARE victory.

Undeluded and undiluted.

That victory is Cask Strength.

*scratches balls*

I'm screwing around with my Photobucket account, so in case this link get's broken, here's an attached version, without the watermark: View attachment 3560197

that's beautiful, even if it vastly underrepresents the size of my balls

 

[jack_christie]

?

 

[Alasondro Alegré]

Huge balls of chill.

 

[93Flareside]

With all this ball scratching, may want to consult a doctor.

 

[Matt2000]

rather than ball scratching, how about

?

 

[ninjacoco]

?

My balls got very cold, but there is no stopping my balls.

 

[ninjacoco]

With all this ball scratching, may want to consult a doctor.

Fortunately, they're pretty scratch-resistant. My scratches can't even reach the whole ball, obviously.

 

[ninjacoco]

rather than ball scratching, how about

?

There is no cup large enough. It is physically impossible to cup my balls.

 

[ninjacoco]

So, I clicked on the ChilledCow music stream this evening for background noise, and GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT????

My balls are so large that they get an announcement, I guess?

 

[ninjacoco]

FACT: My balls are so large that I need to own a Volkswagen 411 to compensate.