No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

ninjacoco

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I am once again asking you to laugh at the meme about weak, puny man testicles containing urine.*

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*claim disputed
 

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Pure undeluded victory is stored in Ninjacoco's balls
 

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Undeluded and undiluted.

That victory is Cask Strength.
 

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Pure undeluded victory is stored in Ninjacoco's balls
They don't store victory. They ARE victory.
Undeluded and undiluted.

That victory is Cask Strength.
*scratches balls*
I'm screwing around with my Photobucket account, so in case this link get's broken, here's an attached version, without the watermark: View attachment 3560197
that's beautiful, even if it vastly underrepresents the size of my balls
 

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With all this ball scratching, may want to consult a doctor.
Fortunately, they're pretty scratch-resistant. My scratches can't even reach the whole ball, obviously.
 

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So, I clicked on the ChilledCow music stream this evening for background noise, and GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT????

My balls are so large that they get an announcement, I guess?
 

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FACT: My balls are so large that I need to own a Volkswagen 411 to compensate.
 
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