No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

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Hey, it's not fair to say Tucker Carlson is a giant ballsack.

Ballsacks have a purpose.
Point noted! As a non-sack-haver, I regret this error. The sacks have a purpose.
 

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Colbert just announced he is looking to outdo Tucker Carlson by interviewing the swollen testicles. I bet he would love to interview your giant clankers!
 

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I'm flattered, but unfortunately, if my balls spoke, the massive vibration of bofa doze making sounds would rip the universe apart into a scattered void, opening up a rift in the space-time continuum that implodes every conceivable piece of matter in on itself into one big, giant space-anus.

This is why I'm glad they're just solid, silent masses that are harder and stronger than any metal conceivable by puny men.
 

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Why, that's an insult to all-consuming space-anuses!

I'm definitely not done with this weird balls claim, though, because I wholeheartedly appreciate just how blunt Trinidad and Tobago is about it (8:30ish in):


Previously in Trinidadian bluntness:


My balls, for the record, would never make anything up about my balls. They're just naturally big.
 

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mmmmyessss

(Mine were the biggest before and still are, but I salute you, fellow large ball-havers who are definitely not impotent as a result of that.)
 

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Daves not here man!
 

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This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages, and of course it involves both balls and farts.

Apparently the sound is from this incredible piece on ball torture:

just amazing stuff, though:

lolololololololol

My balls are too large to fart. They're already as hard as they can get, too.

(h/t Frank)
 

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Hahaha, I found the source clip of these puny fluid-filled balls. If this is enough to set off car alarms, I'm glad no one can even fathom parking near my balls.

 

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This...isn't getting old.

 
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