No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

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Please note that the balls in my lunch a couple days ago, while there are more than two off them, are positively microscopic compared to my (permanent, inedible) balls.
 

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These are nuts and not my balls (my balls are much larger than deez), but oh man, it sounds like George Washington sure liked to put nuts in his mouth.

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BUT THEY ARE SO LARGE THAT THEY ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE

Must've been some other balls. Sorry.
 

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but only with consent

(you do not have consent to feel my balls, as attempting to comprehend their sheer size will break even the strongest of brains)
 

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Have a crispy ball .... law bun.
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I don't think your balls are impressive enough to inspire a cookie. ?


 

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I don't think your balls are impressive enough to inspire a cookie. ?



No, my balls are just too large to be adequately portrayed as a cookie.
 

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COCO'S BALLS APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

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You need this.


 

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WOW. Welp, I've seen everything now.

Mine are bigger.
 

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Apparently there's a restaurant called "The Ball Joint" in Colorado that specializes in meatballs.

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I MUST GO EAT THE BALLS

ETA: Holy crap, this place looks incredible. https://www.iwantballs.com/
 
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my heart is always connected to my balls because b a l l s a r e l o v e
 

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Glad to see my tiny-flesh-ball'd brethren are also fans of balls.
 

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