No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

[Blind_Io]

There's no way one of my balls would fit on a coat of arms, much less THREE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colleoni

Three balls? How does one walk?

Spoiler

You need four balls to walk.

 

[GRtak]

Three balls? How does one walk?

Spoiler

You need four balls to walk.

I do okay.

 

[ninjacoco]

Three balls? How does one walk?

Spoiler

You need four balls to walk.

Oh, my bad—those are three ballsacks. Technically, I meant SIX balls.

 

[ninjacoco]

I;m thinking about thos Balls

 

[ninjacoco]

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@sir_mousecot/video/7123318930386619694?_r=1&u_code=e2gidi9i8ball6&preview_pb=0&language=en&_d=e2gidb2g7cl1dk&share_item_id=7123318930386619694&source=h5_m&timestamp=1658985223&user_id=7116353807248163883&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAr2ygEhTeRelZibPsOttTvUHurI6xgTjOvqmwM_Vq9rOk1kjeBKIh1rRnartrm5JC&utm_source=copy&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=android&share_iid=7124935256450795310&share_link_id=6ef57447-6b35-4a1e-a899-012e22103454&share_app_id=1233&ugbiz_name=Main

Sweaty work.

 

[ninjacoco]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQXlVT0mmkI
This is stuck in my head this morning. Yee, but also haw.

 

[ninjacoco]

I can now officially say that my balls are bigger than Oklahoma's.

Sure, we knew this. I mean, it's Oklahoma. It's still nice to have visual confirmation, though.

 

[ninjacoco]

She's right. Deez are SPECTACULAR!

 

[GRtak]

Is that her full time job, or just a hobby?

Does she keep them like trophies?

No more questions, I don't want the answers!

 

[Blind_Io]

But let's not get into the abortion debate here...

 

[ninjacoco]

I mean, my balls are bigger than Greg Abbott's, but this is a well-established fact.

 

[ninjacoco]

Today in "man, I'm glad my balls are too large to fit in my pants:"

https://fxtwitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1560021356858806272

 

[ninjacoco]

GREETINGS FROM MY BALLS!

They're still big.

Discuss.

 

[CraigB]

Dysonspheres quake when they hear the name ninjacoco.

 

[ninjacoco]

My balls are thankful that these quaint little balls do a nice job of keeping buildings together during earthquakes.

Watch the Tuned Mass Damper inside a Taipei skyscraper react to this weekend's 6.9-magnitude earthquake | Boing Boing

The 660 metric ton Tuned Mass Damper within the Taipei 101 skyscraper moves effortlessly in the video above as a 6.9 magnitude earthquake rocked Taiwan on September 18, 2022, but the Taipei 101 sky…

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Isn't that a darling little 660-metric-ton ball of steel? It's incredible that they're able to do so much with such small balls.

 

[ninjacoco]

My balls broke DALL-E.

 

[Alasondro Alegré]

Have you named your balls?

 

[Blind_Io]

Have you named your balls?

Astronomical bodies of that size typically get alphanumeric designations.

 

[ninjacoco]

Have you named your balls?

They're too big. I think about naming them, and then my brain just goes blank.

 

[93Flareside]

They're too big. I think about naming them, and then my brain just goes blank.

I hear that often happens.