No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

GRtak said:
www.buzzfeednews.com

Guinness Is Giving The Shaft To The World’s Biggest Dick Pic

It’s a whopping 102,040,171,200,000 pixels, making it the largest digital image ever made, period. So why won’t Guinness recognize it?
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Of course useless NFT boy's silly doodle has no balls. Seems irrelevant to this thread, but it sounds like he technically did the thing. Give him his record, you cowards...then make a real dong doodle that's even bigger and includes the balls. What kind of weirdo doodles a wiener with no balls?

(Mine have no weak, floppy dingdong attached and there is no image software capable of handling their size, so...not it.)
 
I think I might've skipped the photo. They're so small and waiting in line for such tiny balls seemed like a waste.
 
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Such cute tiny balls!

(Mine are bigger.)
 
NecroJoe said:
That reminds me...I've learned of another name for "Rocky Mountain oysters": "Swinging meat".

And also TIL this exists: https://wynkoop.com/brewery/brew-blog/rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/

But don't worry, there's also a vegan version: https://thebrewermagazine.com/wynko...lebrate-return-of-day-of-darks-beer-festival/
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Putting the pre-teabagged beer in here, inside this snuggly little ballsack of a thread.

My balls cannot fit in a glass, for better or for worse.
 
I have bigger balls than a fossil!

defector.com

They Found An Old Bug Ball | Defector

When Heads first examined the fossil in the fall of 2022, he instantly recognized the ancient ball as a testicle.
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...but it's pretty incredible whenever soft tissue gets fossilized, so I gotta hand it to this bug ball for persevering.
 
{ scratches balls }

Good morning, balls thread!
 
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A pair of Coco Nuts? Couldn't be. Far too small.
 
I bet that those balls are faster than your balls.
 
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