No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

I am once again asking you to laugh at the meme about weak, puny man testicles containing urine.*

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*claim disputed
 
Pure undeluded victory is stored in Ninjacoco's balls
 
Undeluded and undiluted.

That victory is Cask Strength.
 
Pure undeluded victory is stored in Ninjacoco's balls
They don't store victory. They ARE victory.
Undeluded and undiluted.

That victory is Cask Strength.
*scratches balls*
I'm screwing around with my Photobucket account, so in case this link get's broken, here's an attached version, without the watermark: View attachment 3560197
that's beautiful, even if it vastly underrepresents the size of my balls
 
❄️❄️ ⛄???️?
 
With all this ball scratching, may want to consult a doctor.
 
rather than ball scratching, how about
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?
 
With all this ball scratching, may want to consult a doctor.
Fortunately, they're pretty scratch-resistant. My scratches can't even reach the whole ball, obviously.
 
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So, I clicked on the ChilledCow music stream this evening for background noise, and GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT????

My balls are so large that they get an announcement, I guess?
 
FACT: My balls are so large that I need to own a Volkswagen 411 to compensate.
 
FACT: My balls are so large that I need to own a Volkswagen 411 to compensate.
 
My beautiful garbage son. <3
 
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