Alfa MiTo + tuner = carbage on red wheels!

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Someone seriously needs a good spanking for trying to make the MiTo look like a F430 ..


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And YES, those are red tires.
 

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Other than the graphics crap on the hood, I like the paint. Red tires are strange but I could get used to their licorice look. I give it 3 out of 5 stars - minus one star for each gay lambo door.
 

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Can that thing even do the burnout necessary to create the red tire smoke?
 

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Redwall tires? Were they smoking crack?
 

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they are not RED WALL, they are COMPLETELY RED!
 

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Yep, much better with the scissor doors.......... that's original.
 

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If we remove the wheels and the tires, the Lambo doors and the stupid stickers, it's not that bad. Ilike the red and white color scheme of the body...except the hood.
 

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Oh my god. Complete and utter bullshit. 0/5 stars.

I often see the carbage thread and think... hey, why carbage, you people are just jealous.

But this one just looks utterly ugly.
It's like spiderman took a shit. You can't put that kind of bodywork/wheels on a car that short.
 

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I don't like the MiTo at all, so in my mind it's not as if they've ruined something good. But they haven't improved it one bit either. Still awful.
 

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I quite the Lambo doors; it makes it look like a enthusiastic beagle, but the terrible paint scheme needs to go away.
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Why does vomit come out of that smiley's eyes?
 

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no, the main tuner is a tire company called Marangoni so I guess those are their tires :)
 

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Frankly I think the Mito is one of the rare examples which qualifies as "Carbage" completely unmodified already... It reminds me of the cars from a Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck comic.

I refused to take part in a prize competition lately, just because I was afraid I might win one...
 
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Well if you removed everything but the rims and the body kit it wouldn't be so bad, leave them on and it's an entirely different story....
 
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