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Cannot say that. Need brain. Zombies have to eat!
 
Die zombies! *grabs shotgun and starts shooting*
 
For Zombies have families, friends, they love and lose.
 
Gophers have families too.
 
Have you ever been to a gopher family get-together? They never stop running around!
 
I think we need to do something about your Gopher obsession.
 
Just leave it alone and back away slowly
 
Know this, I shall not, we must get to the bottom of this issue and route it out.
 
Looking for a route? Not a root?
 
Might I suggest we get a drink?
 
Now? OK. I'll have a white wine please.
 
Ok, then we shall find out what started this Gopher obsession.
 
Pity the shrink that has to do that.
 
Quite right, but the empire has many of them, if they fail, they will be shot, success will be guaranteed.
 
Right up until the point where I have to go into therapy again and no one wants to work with me for fear of getting shot.
 
Say what? It's not like they'll have a choice in the matter. MUHAHAHAHA!
 
Till they all leave the kingdom.
 
Unfortunately that is not possible, I control the whole Planet and all space transport is regulated by the Empire, so if they try and escape we'll catch them.
 
Very ambitious statement there.
 
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