Alphabetical Conversation

[calvinhobbes]

Porsche - it would get you out of the tight spot before the fuzz can even think about locking you up

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Quantify that, if you can - how tight are we talking?

 

[ashspet]

Really up close and personal

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Stone me, it's hot in here, isn't it.

 

[ashspet]

Time to open a window I think

 

[Lightning Count]

Uh, I think you guys are thinking along the wrong lines here, let's get back on track.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Verily. Forsooth, I think she wants to push me out of yonder window!

 

[ashspet]

Well, you do keep farting in confined spaces

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Yup, being in a car with me is really quite unpleasant!

 

[Lightning Count]

Xenophobia towards the letter X shall not be tolerated, it is not a letter to be missed out, even if it is difficult one.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Zzz... it i, and was, past my bedtime. Sorry! Night all...

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Yegads! someone missed out a letter!

 

[ashspet]

Zomg! what a mess. So much mess!

 

[Lightning Count]

Any of you guys mess this one up and you will be in trouble. *stands guard with a shotgun*

 

[ashspet]

Better be careful!

 

[Lightning Count]

Come for any who mess up, I shall.

 

[ashspet]

Don't hold back, if you mess up, you'd better run. Fast.

*puts on running shoes*

 

[Lightning Count]

*Exchanges shotgun for scoped Sniper rifle.* I had prepared for that eventuality, too.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

*Fumbles grenade*

Oops.

 

[calvinhobbes]

*Goes to mop up the remains of the man with NoNeedForAChestWig*