Alphabetical Conversation

[jedd_kenobi]

Really? guess that explains all the vibrations heard round the world this morning then.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Silly. That was me flushing the toilet. And then putting the bloddy seat down!

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Then you must have really thrown that seat with some force to make everyone think "what the frak was that?"

 

[ashspet]

Untoward excuses going on here.

 

[calvinhobbes]

Violence towards bloody toilet seats just seems wrong. As does blood on toilet seats.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Well then please stop shooting up in the toilets. Thank you.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Xenophilia is the attraction towards aliens... i'll just leave that thought there the next time you watch E.T.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

You know, that finger...

 

[calvinhobbes]

Zero tolerance for alien finger porn!

 

[ashspet]

And I really shouldn't have opened this thread :shock:

 

[Lupin_IV]

But you did, and now you can't unread.

 

[ashspet]

Can you send me some brain bleach please?

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Domestos do you, darlin'?

 

[ashspet]

Enough brandy in it, and I'll drink it

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Feeeeeck!

No brandy. Rum?

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Goodness Gracious, one little comment and it sends everyone running for the brain bleach. bunch of lightweights the lot of ya!

 

[calvinhobbes]

Hardly made of steel, are they?

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Hell, I think we were just looking for an excuse for a likkle d.. d.. wwinky :?

 

[calvinhobbes]

I think you'll find you're stuck in the past.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

(Just going to kill that calvinhobbes bloke...)