An Amusing Waste of Time

poptya

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Me and a friend of mine created a new way to amuse ourselves using this site that creates random, fictional profiles.

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-random-us-us.php


Basically just keep generating random people and keep an eye on the part where it lists their vehicle. I dont know where it gets the list of cars from, but there's a ton of odd ones in the database.

For added fun, once you find an interesting car, compare it against their age, job, and company.

Also, the hispanic names are hilariously ridiculous.

As an example, here's one of the less crazy ones (wouldnt want to spoil how crazy it gets)

Occupation:
Musical instrument repairer

Company:
Desmonds Formal Wear

Vehicle:
2005 Maserati MC12
 

LeVeL

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When I read the thread title my first thought was "this forum"
 

93Flareside

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Me too. It's interesting it has a link to check and see if your SSN is being used. How did they get somebody's number is my question.
 

Matt2000

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How about this one then:

Occupation
U.S. Secret Service agent

Company
Market Basket

Vehicle
2005 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

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Cobol74

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Occupation :
Ambulance dispatcher

Company :
Mr. AG's


Vehicle:
2009 Honda Ridgeline

Well how many mistakes is it possible to make out of three things? Brits will know what is wrong with it - I did put in male, England and Wales names and UK.
 

bone

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the gender selector is a slidebar :lmao:
 

Andeh

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Birthday: February 11, 1927 (85 years old)
Occupation: Tow truck dispatcher
Company: Cut Rite Lawn Care
Vehicle: 2003 Lamborghini Gallardo

I guess those lawnmower's aint going to fix themselves when they break down. Pays well too!

Also:
Occupation: Aeronautical engineer
Company: Edge Garden Services
Vehicle: 2005 De Tomaso Pantera

Hobby must be kit car enthusiast.
 
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That American Girl

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I got a Nissan Sunny!

Second one:

[h=3]Gladys R. Claypool[/h]
  • Occupation:
  • ATF agent
  • Company:
  • J. Brannam
  • Vehicle:
  • 1995 Opel Kadett
 
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Thujalvi

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Hmmmm....

Mattalic Rumble, an Icelandic hobbit working as an industrial maintenance worker and drives a...


...1997 Mercedes-Benz CLK GTR
 

AiR

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Pffft your're all burgeois!

I'm Bj?rn Lundin, a Credit reporter with Coconut's and I drive a 1996 GAZ 3110.
 
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