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16 4x2's

If one one was a racehorse and two two was one to, then if one one won one race, would two two win one to?
 
No, because three three is a mob boss that fixed the race, and broke two two's legs.

What do you call a lasgun with a laser pointer?
 
A Las - er - gun

Could A be C?
 
A regular object

Why do people value materials to get love and affection over love and affection?
 
Depends what make of bike you are talking about.

Should I write a book about a boy wizard called Harry?
 
No. Your books will be about a magical raccoon he has an afro his name is Squiggles and he shoots pixie dust out of his bunghole.

Will anyone get the reference?
 
No, but these Assholes with time machines won't stop bothering me.

What's your poison?
 
5 X's

Will anyone get my Simpsons reference there?
 
Most probably.

Just what is the speed of bad news?
 
The time it takes you to say "Nothing could ruin this glorious day!"

Is today a glorious day?
 
It will be in southern most outer Mongolian Wiltshire.

What about Northern most outer Mongolian Wiltshire?
 
It's not zoned for that.

What does Blue taste like?
 
I would advise against it. The UN kinda has a thing against stockpiles.

Are potato chips lazy?
 
No they are gay because they like ruffles.

do "I Want Candy"?
 
No, it rots your teeth.

Do I want vegetables?
 
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