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BlaRo

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Your mom.

(Note: any question here can be answered with "because you touch yourself.")

What's the biggest thing you can stick up your bottom?
 

Paco

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Nothing larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.

Why are there only fat girls on craigslist?
 

Cryptopygia

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because all the skinny girls are on eBay.

How much?
 

jakifirbec

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More than you can afford.

Why women's private parts smell like fish?
 

'CruiserMan

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Just talking 'bout my generation.

Why is physics utter rubbish?
 

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Because I made it that way.

Why isn't the sky red?
 

'CruiserMan

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Because my Landcruiser can't fly.

Duuur?
 

Jacobfox

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they have a pill for that...
How many roads must a man walk down?
 

Paco

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Just one. The road to the liquor store.

Should I pretend to work for the next hour and a half, or should I keep dicking about on the internets?
 

73GMCSprint

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Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO.

Why are men and women so different?
 

Cryptopygia

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Because they are as such.

Why?
 

'CruiserMan

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Shit tyres.

Why are DSLRs more of a glorified point and shoot nowdays?
 

WellsieTRD

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The answer is 3.5

Why do birds fly south for the winter
 

drewzor

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for the 5% discount on duckdown

Does speaking louder into your mobile phone really improve reception?
 

HondaF1

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Yes, especially when you are standing next to the person you are talking to on the phone.

Can I have a pint of lager and two packets of crisps?
 

'CruiserMan

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Both.

Is it going to be really cold tomorrow morning, at 6 AM when I get up and go riding?
 

JipJopJones

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No, because you are going to be ridden.

Who has my Brain?
 
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