Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer - thread

[BlaRo]

Your mom.

(Note: any question here can be answered with "because you touch yourself.")

What's the biggest thing you can stick up your bottom?

 

[Paco]

Nothing larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.

Why are there only fat girls on craigslist?

 

[Cryptopygia]

because all the skinny girls are on eBay.

How much?

 

[jakifirbec]

More than you can afford.

Why women's private parts smell like fish?

 

['CruiserMan]

Just talking 'bout my generation.

Why is physics utter rubbish?

 

[avidvideo]

Because I made it that way.

Why isn't the sky red?

 

['CruiserMan]

Because my Landcruiser can't fly.

Duuur?

 

[Jacobfox]

they have a pill for that...
How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[Paco]

Just one. The road to the liquor store.

Should I pretend to work for the next hour and a half, or should I keep dicking about on the internets?

 

[73GMCSprint]

Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO.

Why are men and women so different?

 

[Cryptopygia]

Because they are as such.

Why?

 

[Paul]

42

How?

 

[73GMCSprint]

6 x 7.

What do you get when you cross a Ford with a Perodua?

 

[eddysdaman]

a pterodactyl

what's brown and sticky?

 

['CruiserMan]

Shit tyres.

Why are DSLRs more of a glorified point and shoot nowdays?

 

[WellsieTRD]

The answer is 3.5

Why do birds fly south for the winter

 

[drewzor]

for the 5% discount on duckdown

Does speaking louder into your mobile phone really improve reception?

 

[HondaF1]

Yes, especially when you are standing next to the person you are talking to on the phone.

Can I have a pint of lager and two packets of crisps?

 

['CruiserMan]

Both.

Is it going to be really cold tomorrow morning, at 6 AM when I get up and go riding?

 

[JipJopJones]

No, because you are going to be ridden.

Who has my Brain?