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Nothing he's dead.

How high does a monkey jump when it's been drinking beer?
 
Sony ! = Apple

42?
 
No. Its changed. The UN dictates it as 44 now.

DEI?
 
ASSFACEHOLE! :flipoff::flipoff::flipoff:

Take a short walk on a long pier?
 
You'll never finish it.

Why lots of cars lately are named after stuff from music world? (Renault Modus, Honda Jazz etc.)
 
Because the names sound neat.


Isn't 'modus' Latin for 'mode,' and not something to do with music (at least in English)?
 
I believe so. "Modus ponens" is something we used a lot in the symbolic logic class I some how ended up in.

Does that mean it's a mode of pw3ning someone, possibly a n00b?
 
Well it aint Brazil ya know.

Was that joke THAT bad?
 
No it's THIS bad:

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/02/09/07Prius.jpg

Why must all electric or hybrid vehicles look like oversized r/c cars?
 
Because the scientists that made them never got to play with RC cars as kids, and were badly deprived.

Why must I ask a stupid question in return for answering yours?
 
To the bathroom.

Is iced coffee better than coffee ice cream?
 
No.

Why am I reading each post increasingly faster as I go down the page?
 
Because of your lifelong aspiration to read faster than the speed of light.

If you had only 1 buttcheek where would you fart from?
 
you wouldn't the gasses would build and you would explode.

Why don't all of the microwaves in the air fry people?
 
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