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jakifirbec

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Lois took it.

If a fly loses its wings would it be called a walk?
 

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I'm not sure, but a fly with it's wings will get the Delta logo painted on the side and 60 seats installed. (don't fly Delta).

Why is it I can see a big container ship at the dock from my window, but I never seem them arrive or depart?
 

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Because its not a ship, those are your blinds, IO.

How come she gets to cry if she wants to?
 

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Cos she has a special talent that no male will ever be able to copy.

Does this look ready to you?
 

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no, it won't be ready until next week, come back later plz.
have u seen mah buckit?
 

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I stole your bucket!

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head where, if you shoot it, his head will explode?
 

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No but there is a place that will mke the head implode if you shoot it.

How much does a block of cheese cost?
 

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Two bricks and a pint of lemonade.

If bullets simply bounce off Superman's chest, how come he ducks if someone throws a gun at him?
 

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No, but I should.

Why do they call it The Sunset (neighborhood in San Francisco) when it never sees the sun? It should be called "The Sun, Where?"
 

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Because San Francisco is gay

Now where did i put that darn thing?
 

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I'm not sure, but pass that over!

What if you could see an itch?
 

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wow, what a great question!

what if we could see itches,and someone asked 'what if we couldn't see itches'
 

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according to crap cars by richerd porter, no, no you shouldn't

this is a statement and definitely NOT a question?
 

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2 adults thanks.

If I, Should I, Could I, Would I?
 
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