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Is she a babe?

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She reminds me of the babe
What babe?

(Yes, I know that Bowie. Run with it.)
 
No, the stuff of life.

Should I go to the Toyota dealerships free lunch day on Sat - free food, free drives of their exciting products (sic?), get to discuss the Preius at great length?
 
Yes, and I will buy you a beer if you make a sales person cry.

Why is it that no one ran with the Labyrinth reference?

(You remind me of the babe
what babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do
Do what?
Remind me of the babe)
 
Because every one is gay and too busy looking at his p***** poking out from his pants.

Why is everyone gay?
 
Not enough willing women.

Why am i not gay? It is fashionable and all...
 
'Cause women are AWESOME!!!

How do you think the Pink Username Brigade will react to that?
 
They'll leave the guys behind then go off on their own and discuss it at great length all while giving us dirty looks.

Have I said something wrong?
 
NO.... IT'S ALL LIES!

Where in the world is Carman San Diego?!
 
Isnt it obvious?? SAN DIEGO!!

Where's Wally?
 
because they have no teeth.
Hungry kya?
 
No thanks, eaten already.
Would we like women better with 3 boobies or more?
 
Only with boobies on the back.

What is the reason of having a bad headache the morning after?
 
Tomorrow, which Gore says is when global warming will cause the world to deep-freeze.

Get the movie reference?
 
Yes, but the mail man wanted me to pay for the extra shipping costs.

How much for a shave and a hair cut?
 
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most states.

Where have all the flowers gone?
 
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