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Minimum wage teenagers who work early into the morning serving non-Mexellent food to people who are mostly drunk.

What's the speed of pudding?
 
Thank you.

If we are all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
 
Can you walk on water, turn water into wine and reserect yourself!!

Can you hear that?
 
Nope.

If heaven is such a great place then why was being crucified and going there such a big sacrifice?
 
going by way of crucifixion nullifies you from the carepackage and free duffel bag deal


???
 
!!!

Who is Barris Wilson's aunt's uncle's neice's nefew?
 
Your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken??
 
When now becomes than

WTF?
 
WHITE TUNA FISH!!

Abracadabra, Alacazam?
 
And a Bicycle appears, why are you so unsure about your spells?

Why does the SLR sound so good?
 
(trust you to mention bicycles!!)

Ze perfect German engineering skills!

If an Aligator mated with a Crocodile, what would you get?
 
You wouldn't know, as the two reptiles would turn you into sammich meat.

Do I have a bit of a twisted sense of humor?
 
Warped more then twisted :p

Which is better to make love in the Veyron or Pagani Zonda?
 
Neither, a '57 Chevy Bel Air

Particle Man: When he goes swimming does he get wet or does the water get him instead?
 
Neither. The universe explodes so physics students don't have to explain it.

What's better, a Triumph Stag or a GT6?
 
RAJKUMAR!!!!!!
Why does magic smell like bacon?
 
Because 7 ate 9.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
 
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