Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer - thread

Your mom.

(Note: any question here can be answered with "because you touch yourself.")

What's the biggest thing you can stick up your bottom?
 
Nothing larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.

Why are there only fat girls on craigslist?
 
because all the skinny girls are on eBay.

How much?
 
More than you can afford.

Why women's private parts smell like fish?
 
Just talking 'bout my generation.

Why is physics utter rubbish?
 
Because I made it that way.

Why isn't the sky red?
 
Because my Landcruiser can't fly.

Duuur?
 
they have a pill for that...
How many roads must a man walk down?
 
Just one. The road to the liquor store.

Should I pretend to work for the next hour and a half, or should I keep dicking about on the internets?
 
Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO.

Why are men and women so different?
 
Because they are as such.

Why?
 
Shit tyres.

Why are DSLRs more of a glorified point and shoot nowdays?
 
The answer is 3.5

Why do birds fly south for the winter
 
for the 5% discount on duckdown

Does speaking louder into your mobile phone really improve reception?
 
Yes, especially when you are standing next to the person you are talking to on the phone.

Can I have a pint of lager and two packets of crisps?
 
Both.

Is it going to be really cold tomorrow morning, at 6 AM when I get up and go riding?
 
No, because you are going to be ridden.

Who has my Brain?
 
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