BlaRo Little Nudger Joined Aug 18, 2005 Messages 18,173 Location Brooklyn Car(s) Moto Guzzi V7 Special, Saab 900 Turbo Jul 25, 2007 #21 Your mom. (Note: any question here can be answered with "because you touch yourself.") What's the biggest thing you can stick up your bottom?
Your mom. (Note: any question here can be answered with "because you touch yourself.") What's the biggest thing you can stick up your bottom?
Paco Well-Known Member Joined Jun 12, 2007 Messages 843 Location Pittsburgh, PA Car(s) MKV VW R32 Jul 25, 2007 #22 Nothing larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo. Why are there only fat girls on craigslist?
Cryptopygia Well-Known Member Joined Feb 19, 2007 Messages 3,606 Location The Eastern state where you can't fill your tank Car(s) Whichever car is still working Jul 25, 2007 #23 because all the skinny girls are on eBay. How much?
jakifirbec Well-Known Member Joined Feb 10, 2006 Messages 708 Location Slovenija Car(s) i40, CBF 1000, Majesty 400 Jul 25, 2007 #24 More than you can afford. Why women's private parts smell like fish?
'CruiserMan Active Member Joined Dec 8, 2006 Messages 340 Location Wollongong, Australia Car(s) Toyota 80 Series Landcruiser 4.2 diesel Jul 26, 2007 #25 Just talking 'bout my generation. Why is physics utter rubbish?
avidvideo Active Member Joined Jan 16, 2007 Messages 493 Location Jagged Rock Junction, Toronto, Canada Car(s) 2012 VW Passat VR6 Jul 26, 2007 #26 Because I made it that way. Why isn't the sky red?
'CruiserMan Active Member Joined Dec 8, 2006 Messages 340 Location Wollongong, Australia Car(s) Toyota 80 Series Landcruiser 4.2 diesel Jul 26, 2007 #27 Because my Landcruiser can't fly. Duuur?
Jacobfox Well-Known Member Joined May 24, 2005 Messages 3,544 Location Madison, WI Car(s) VW GTI 4-Door (MKVI) Jul 26, 2007 #28 they have a pill for that... How many roads must a man walk down?
Paco Well-Known Member Joined Jun 12, 2007 Messages 843 Location Pittsburgh, PA Car(s) MKV VW R32 Jul 26, 2007 #29 Just one. The road to the liquor store. Should I pretend to work for the next hour and a half, or should I keep dicking about on the internets?
Just one. The road to the liquor store. Should I pretend to work for the next hour and a half, or should I keep dicking about on the internets?
73GMCSprint Well-Known Member Joined Jun 20, 2007 Messages 1,131 Location Southern UT, USA Car(s) 1973 GMC Sprint, Buick 455/TH400; 1994 Jeep XJ 4.0 Jul 27, 2007 #30 Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Why are men and women so different?
Cryptopygia Well-Known Member Joined Feb 19, 2007 Messages 3,606 Location The Eastern state where you can't fill your tank Car(s) Whichever car is still working Jul 27, 2007 #31 Because they are as such. Why?
73GMCSprint Well-Known Member Joined Jun 20, 2007 Messages 1,131 Location Southern UT, USA Car(s) 1973 GMC Sprint, Buick 455/TH400; 1994 Jeep XJ 4.0 Jul 27, 2007 #33 6 x 7. What do you get when you cross a Ford with a Perodua?
eddysdaman Well-Known Member Joined Mar 19, 2005 Messages 1,010 Location Melbourne, Australia Car(s) Clue: It has boost. Jul 27, 2007 #34 a pterodactyl what's brown and sticky?
'CruiserMan Active Member Joined Dec 8, 2006 Messages 340 Location Wollongong, Australia Car(s) Toyota 80 Series Landcruiser 4.2 diesel Jul 27, 2007 #35 Shit tyres. Why are DSLRs more of a glorified point and shoot nowdays?
WellsieTRD Well-Known Member Joined Mar 4, 2007 Messages 1,101 Location Brisbane, Australia Car(s) 89 Hilux Surf 2 Door Jul 27, 2007 #36 The answer is 3.5 Why do birds fly south for the winter
drewzor Active Member Joined Dec 5, 2005 Messages 136 Jul 27, 2007 #37 for the 5% discount on duckdown Does speaking louder into your mobile phone really improve reception?
for the 5% discount on duckdown Does speaking louder into your mobile phone really improve reception?
HondaF1 Aussie Bastard Joined Dec 8, 2006 Messages 4,204 Location SCOTLAND Car(s) First Aberdeen Bus Network Jul 27, 2007 #38 Yes, especially when you are standing next to the person you are talking to on the phone. Can I have a pint of lager and two packets of crisps?
Yes, especially when you are standing next to the person you are talking to on the phone. Can I have a pint of lager and two packets of crisps?
'CruiserMan Active Member Joined Dec 8, 2006 Messages 340 Location Wollongong, Australia Car(s) Toyota 80 Series Landcruiser 4.2 diesel Jul 27, 2007 #39 Both. Is it going to be really cold tomorrow morning, at 6 AM when I get up and go riding?
JipJopJones Well-Known Member Joined Aug 17, 2006 Messages 4,475 Location North Shore Car(s) 1979 Cressida Wagon, 1981 Corolla Hardtop Jul 29, 2007 #40 No, because you are going to be ridden. Who has my Brain?