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Lois took it.

If a fly loses its wings would it be called a walk?
 
I'm not sure, but a fly with it's wings will get the Delta logo painted on the side and 60 seats installed. (don't fly Delta).

Why is it I can see a big container ship at the dock from my window, but I never seem them arrive or depart?
 
Because its not a ship, those are your blinds, IO.

How come she gets to cry if she wants to?
 
Cos she has a special talent that no male will ever be able to copy.

Does this look ready to you?
 
no, it won't be ready until next week, come back later plz.
have u seen mah buckit?
 
I stole your bucket!

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head where, if you shoot it, his head will explode?
 
No but there is a place that will mke the head implode if you shoot it.

How much does a block of cheese cost?
 
Two bricks and a pint of lemonade.

If bullets simply bounce off Superman's chest, how come he ducks if someone throws a gun at him?
 
No, but I should.

Why do they call it The Sunset (neighborhood in San Francisco) when it never sees the sun? It should be called "The Sun, Where?"
 
Because San Francisco is gay

Now where did i put that darn thing?
 
Umm.... it musta...... like...... disappeared into....... thin air. Or sumfin

Like.... what drug... is my..... typing on?
 
I'm not sure, but pass that over!

What if you could see an itch?
 
wow, what a great question!

what if we could see itches,and someone asked 'what if we couldn't see itches'
 
We'd beat him with oranges.

How does this?
 
Not Sure but id like to find out

What was the question again?
 
This one:

Should I buy a Series III XJ6? The RTA won't let me have an XJ12 because they suck.
 
according to crap cars by richerd porter, no, no you shouldn't

this is a statement and definitely NOT a question?
 
2 adults thanks.

If I, Should I, Could I, Would I?
 
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