Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer - thread

Certainly can, hope it works for them.

Do you scrunch or fold?
 
Neither. I see your pair and raise you seven.

Are croutons an acceptable form of payment?
 
Only if you'll admit to being a tosser.

Are you Experianced?
 
No but I am experienced.

Is this question hypothetical?
 
The opposite of downscat.

Why does Clarkson think the US is obsessed with cheese?
 
Because the French are idiots.

Warum sind wir gehen?
 
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
 
Yes! MAYBE! NO! ALL OF THE ABOVE!

What language was that?
 
Monty Python.

What happens when you press the Any key?
 
I don't know. I've never found that damn "any" key!

Is this a Pulitzer-prize winning banana?
 
No, but let me show you my Fields Medal winning Guava.

If athletes get Athlete's Foot, do astronauts get Missletoe [sic]?
 
No, only Rocketeers get that.

What would be the most amusing way to kill off Jar-Jar Binks?
 
It involves a toaster and a hammer.

RROD?
 
Yeah, but by that logic, the arc de triomphe is hotter than anything else in the world.

Are the answers to all life's burning questions blowin in the wind?
 
No, that's the sweet smell of petrol exhaust.

Just how many roads does a man need to drive down?
 
The one that ends in luxury. All the smart people chose it.

Should we invite Scud back to be our forum whipping boy?
 
If you entertained that thought for longer than it took to type out, you should be banned.

What goes best with lasagna?
 
A knife and fork

Whats the radioactive half life of a cat?
 
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