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Are we alone in the universe?
 
Should I convert my bass to lefty, and learn to play it that way, so I play guitar right handed and bass left handed? (I'm ambidextrous)
 
If an alarm sounds in the lab and nobody hears it, do all the cells in the incubator go kaput?

I don't deal with cells. :)

Why does it always rain on me?

I'm not sure. I do, however, recommended an umbrella.

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

Everyone is. Auto insurance is the biggest scam in the world to me.

Are we alone in the universe?

Nope. And anyone who thinks our tiny, meaningless planet is the only one with intelligent life isn't very intelligent.

Muhammad Ali or Tyson?

Ali. Tyson was just a brawler. Ali was a technician.

how can i make my foot bigger?

1. Find a hammer
2. Hit foot repeatedly with said hammer.

Success!

Should I convert my bass to lefty, and learn to play it that way, so I play guitar right handed and bass left handed? (I'm ambidextrous)

Fuck yeah! Think about how that will fuck with peoples heads.
 
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Why?
 
Can I volunteer to be a training tool? Please?
 
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

For me, none. They are gross.


Training for a cunnilingus marathon?

^Correct

Can I volunteer to be a training tool? Please?

I don't see why not.

Will i manage to scrap in a 50% in my stats exam tomorrow?

Are you kidding? You better pull at least a 70%.

No pressure.
 
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