Bad Car Puns, inspired by BBC Radio 4's ISIHAC

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I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems:

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

Your turn, forum.
 

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I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems:

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

Your turn, forum.

He thought it was funneh -

 

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I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.
 

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I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.

That took some Carisma.
 

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What can i say, I'm an overAchieva.
 

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You are taking your creativeness to the Maxima.
 

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My lawnmower won't start. I keep pulling the Accord and nothing happens.

That was lame. I'm just telling it like it is, its my Civic duty.

These are all lame, I was just using yours to help me.
 

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I just took a road trip down to Santa Fe, then to Tucson, and finally to Vera Cruz.. all in my Hyundai.
 

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The corollary of all this crap humour is that I'm not laughing.

:(
 

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^ don't make me pull out my Sledgehammer. Though you ever had a Cherry and Pinto beans? Seems like an odd Combi if you ask me.
 

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*just got home, didnt think much but just wanna talk about my favourite car of all time* :p
 

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My friend got in to school because of his Legacy.
 
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