Bad Car Puns, inspired by BBC Radio 4's ISIHAC

wooflepoof

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its a shame we had to keep the dog Outback
 

Phila

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I looked in the refrigerator for some B9 Tribeca and..

no wait that wont work
 

avidvideo

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My Porsche was in trouble, so I called 911.
 

Phila

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Instead of a Citation, why not a polite Note?
 

bbrm

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I was out with an Escort but i just couldn't Focus on what she was saying. All I could look at was her huge Bentleys and her fluffy Hummer :)
 

Phila

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I was out with an Escort but i just couldn't Focus on what she was saying. All I could look at was her huge Bentleys and her fluffy Hummer :)

More like you couldn't Focus while the Escort gave you a Hummer. :drums:
 

Phila

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Maybe they will just think this thread is a Mirage.
 

BlaRo

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I want to be a Sciontist.
Kia Chaser that Dream, my Amigo. I want to be an Astronaut myself, Piloting an F-85 past the Sunfire and Explorer the Galaxie, seeing Auroras and Novas. It would take Bravada but I think I'm up for the Challenger. Very Intrigueing, indeed.

God, these are XTerrable! I'm Audi here, Caprice out gangstaz.
 
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