Bad Car Puns, inspired by BBC Radio 4's ISIHAC

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I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems:

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

Your turn, forum.
 
Yugo, I'm not going anywhere.
 
I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems:

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

Your turn, forum.

He thought it was funneh -

 
I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.
 
I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.

That took some Carisma.
 
What can i say, I'm an overAchieva.
 
You are taking your creativeness to the Maxima.
 
My lawnmower won't start. I keep pulling the Accord and nothing happens.

That was lame. I'm just telling it like it is, its my Civic duty.

These are all lame, I was just using yours to help me.
 
I feel like running around Naked.
 
I just took a road trip down to Santa Fe, then to Tucson, and finally to Vera Cruz.. all in my Hyundai.
 
The corollary of all this crap humour is that I'm not laughing.

:(
 
^ don't make me pull out my Sledgehammer. Though you ever had a Cherry and Pinto beans? Seems like an odd Combi if you ask me.
 
I like to gaze into the Skyline when the sun is setting.....




*just got home, didnt think much but just wanna talk about my favourite car of all time* :p
 
My friend got in to school because of his Legacy.
 
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