What if you're a farmer from Wisconsin?Are you at a baseball game? If Yes: Not a douchebag. If no, see below.
Are you a baseball fan? If Yes: Not a douchebag. If no, see below.
Are you from the same city as the hat of the team you are wearing? If yes, probably a douchebag, unless its Kansas City. Nobody is proud to be from Kansas City. If no, then you are a douchebag.