Your Brown Banana for Scale
- Apr 24, 2006
- East-Timor, USA
- 206 HP N/A washing machine
I love the overhype. +repThink of this... but with a baseball cap:
<crazy police chase>
Then checkout the completely unrelated incident in the Bad Driver's thread.
Hey I look fly, screw all y'all haters!
I wear my cap for one big reason. I'm balding, not slightly, by a lot. I've tried every remedy there is from 2005 till now, including rubbing hibiscus flowers on my head as per the recommendation of my uncle in India. This is the end result of all my efforts:
If I don't put gel in my hair it looks more full and less bald but with the hint of a wind it all goes awry. If I put gel in my hair it prevents the wind from blowing my hair off but the flattening of it makes me look even more bald.
So I'd much rather look like this:
and feel douchebaggy than feel bald. It's the biggest confidence booster for me when I go outside the house. Otherwise I can't get up and go outside and feel good about myself. I know that may seem feminine to worry about your appearance but I'm fucking 24... not 45 or 50. I shouldn't have to look this fucking bald.
I wear my cap backwards when I have to take pictures with my camera or I can't see something when I'm driving because the lid is impeding. Otherwise its frontwards.