"Beat the Person Above You" Game (NO 56k)

Katana > gun
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you could make the case that the katana wins again here.
 
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Getting raped in jail by a huge black man named Kimbo Slice as a result of getting imprisoned by unlawfully using guns instead of learning martial arts > katana + gun (these can't be smuggled into your cell!)
 
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Having the right lawyer > going to jail for killing somone with a knife
 
hiding the evidence > having the right lawyer
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Keyser Soze > any sort of criminal intent, no matter how minor
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And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you." But no one ever really believes.
 
bloody hell... thats like using god... hmmmm
 
:lol: Yeah, perhaps he should be added to the list of things that can't be used. He beats God AND nuclear weapons (AND Chuck Norris) anyway.
 
figured out a beater but i am going to wait and let everyone else have a shot....
 
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Jack Bauer > Keyser Soze
 
Little rocks > Hummer

Sorry couldn't find a pic, but here is a video
 
Oldscool fighters (mustang) > Newschool fighters
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