Blast from the Past: Bay Area "Air Pollution Patrol" special - circa 1973

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Because when I think "air pollution" I think "Dodge Polara"

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Dateline 1973. The Bay Area Air Pollution Control District announces the formation of their Vehicle Patrol section in San Francisco. Fourteen agents would patrol California roads, and issue citations to smoke-spewing scofflaws. The agents completed California Highway Patrol defensive driving courses and were trained in patrol driving techniques. Their fleet? Fourteen specially-equipped and painted 1973 Dodge Polaras! Enter John Swanson, who found a similar Polara for a nice price, and has spent the last few years recreating one of these long since decommissioned pollution pursuit specials.

John knows a few things about the Air Pollution Patrol, as he works for the BAAPCD. As John?s Dad also worked for the District, he remembers seeing the original Pollution Patrol Polaras from childhood. John put together his own recreation with as much accuracy as possible, starting with an 800-dollar Polara he picked up a few years back. John not only knows the history of the car and program, but also can tell you the difference in good visible emissions and bad. The key to it all is the Ringelmann, or smoke chart, which is still in use today. Agents are trained how to tell good smoke from bad. ?We?re still certified twice a year by the state to read smoke. They hand these out when I go to smoke school. That?s where I got this one?, said John.
Back in 1973, the chart would come out when a smoky tailpipe was spotted by an agent behind the wheel of the Polara. Scofflaws were issued citations for proof of correction. Officers were not armed, but were outfitted in stylish blue sport blazers and grey slacks. In 1978 the program was absorbed by the California Highway Patrol, who are still fully equipped to give motorists citations for vehicle code violations, but no longer from Dodge Polaras or Monacos.


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And a shot of the chart used to judge the smoke coming out of the tail pipe:


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:lol: I love the smoke chart.
 
Well, we still use those charts to judge the smoke from trucks...
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No, it doesn't go dark enough.

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It's got a cop pollution patrol motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop pollution patrol tires, cop pollution patrol suspensions, cop pollution patrol shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile Smogmobile or what?
 
It's got a cop pollution patrol motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop pollution patrol tires, cop pollution patrol suspensions, cop pollution patrol shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile Smogmobile or what?

fix the cigarette ?herbal medicine? lighter
 
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Oh man. That's a good laugh. I have to say... in hindsight, a dodge polara police cruiser was not the best choice. LOL!
 
Irony Police, as Autoblog said :lol: What an awesome...ly hilarious thing to recreate though!
 
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